Monday, May 20, 2013

Tonsils versus Circumcision

The existence of God isn't determined in the thoughts of man.
God exists, no matter what man thinks. 
 
 
 

Tonsils vs. Circumcision

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other

outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day.


The first kid leans over and asks,
"What are you in here for?"
The second kid says,
"I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about.
I had that done
 
when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up
 
they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."



The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "Circumcision."


"Whoa!" the second kid replies, "Good luck, buddy.

I had that done when I was born......
 
......Couldn't walk for a year."