Five Surgeons Commenting on
their Respective Medical Work
The first surgeon says: "I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds,: "Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded."
The third surgeon says: "No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
The fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable".